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The Mess Notices (Repost of IC notes on the Forums)

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 4:30 pm
by cloworora
After careful deliberation with Shane and Shammat, I was given the go on posting a copy of messhall notices to these forums. This seemed the appropriate board. I'll probably spam the link to these every so often in the Discord. You are warned.

Got a notice that was freshly posted and want more attention? Or just need a review on things posted and taken down? This is the topic for you. I'll start us off with the few in the IC mess notes now.

The Mess - "LAB RULES - IMPORTANT READ"

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 4:33 pm
by cloworora
Writing #1: Language: English ((Masterful)), Script: Latin (messy)
Written in black ink.
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LAB RULES - FROM UPSTAIRS

BEHAVIOUR:

+ Do not destroy or vandalise any of the lab equipment.
+ Do not damage or write on any walls.
+ Treat the Lab's Staff Respectfully and use appropriate titles.
+ Avoid using degrading terms and nicknames when referring to the staff.
+ Follow any instructions given to by upstairs staff.

EXPERIMENTS:

+ When selected for an experiment, participation is mandatory.
+ Subjects should head straight for the designated area immediately.
+ This is frequently the drain room, just past the waiting room, on the
northern side, within the medical section.
+ No additional people may attend without upstairs express permission.
+ No one may enter the drain room without upstairs express permission.

Failure to comply by these rules can and will likely result in significant harm to you at the hands
of Lab enforcers,
be it their robots, their cyborgs, unseen weapon emplacements built into the rooms of the Downstairs
area, or other
unknown consequences.


LAB RULES & INFO - FROM DOWNSTAIRS

The president has vested authority and their position is achieved by an election, which any of the
downstairs residents
can request of the upstairs staff. Any updates to the president, or positions of deputies or council
will be amended to
this note for reference.

BEHAVIOUR:

+ Maintain basic human decency. This includes but is not limited to no murdering,
no assaults, no mugging, no stealing, and no threats of force.
+ No dealing out your own justice. Instead report it to one of the security
team, or to the currently president. When crimes against our society merit it,
we will convene as a society under the direction of the President or their
deputies.
+ Don't be an asshole. Treat your fellow residents with respect, and respect
the system.

WEAPONS & ARMOUR:

+ Before weapons can be carried, newly decanted will need to wait at least 2 weeks
and seek approval from the president or one of his Deputies. This does no apply to
the foam weapons available near the entrance of Eden or in the Gym.
+ Any breaking of these rules may result in the right to carry weapons being removed.
+ Second hand armor may be available for those that need it. Once newly decanted
have been in the lab for at least 2 weeks, they may seek out Sefu, the
president or their deputies to discuss.

Failure to comply will result in sanctions by your peers and President in accord
with the degree of failure.

The Mess - "Administration Moff--4/Imh/39AT"

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 4:35 pm
by cloworora
Writing #1: Language: English ((Masterful)), Script: Latin (block)
Written in black ink.
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#-#Executive Notices#-#

-=There is a plan to work on the vent rat snipers and the thefts. More on that in the future!
-=Henry Curtis's weapon ban is still in effect. Deputies, hold his knives unless he's in the
Dread Zone supervised. He will regain Pay Day in the next week.
-=Ki Ryu is still off Pay Day and will levy bigger penalties in the future with future
infractions. Otherwise, we wish her a swell recovery!
-=Ross Mitchell is doing swell. He will regain Pay Day in two weeks.
-=All welcome Allani'i to the population! <3 <3 <3
-=Welcome back, Omid!

::=IMPORTANT=::The 1st Treaty of Dread is in effect and governs the relations between
the community and the liberated territory of the Dread Zone under the Queen's control.

@=====@

PRESIDENT

= D'yavol "Perkele" Filipov
--First Girlfriend: Sakurai "Susan" Chihiro

=The President will be the arbiter of crime in the Lab community with testimony and
defenses of accusations given by the population and Upstairs when applicable with the
sentences carried out by the Sheriff if deemed necessary.
=The emergency fund of 6 months is completed and handled by the Diplomatic Secretary
to debunk notions of it being an executive slush fund.
=The thefts and vent snipers are next on the agenda.

SECRETARY OF DIPLOMACY

= Drahna "Cheetah" Harris
--Community Organizer: Briar "Leopard" Benedict

=A forum on the redrafting of our common law is in the works. Any member of the
population is welcome to attend to offer input.
-Pay Day is open to all upstanding members of the population. The program is overseen
by the Diplomatic Secretary and the Community Organizer. Any questions or inquiries on
the program should be directed to the Community Organizer or Diplomatic Secretary.
=Community works are in, well, the works.
-If you are still having trouble finding a place in our welcoming community, find the
Community Organizer or Diplomatic Secretary and have a chat with them.

CHIEF OF MEDICINE

= Esperanza "Bones" Cardoso
--Medical Examiner: Zeke "Ragamuffin" Evans
---Resident Practitioner: Ki "Arrowhead" Ryu

=If you wish to learn first response care or surgical practice, find the Chief of Medicine.
-All those with skills in medicine should speak to one of the three above if they wish to
find work.
=Anyone with symptoms of a larger physiological problem can get a diagnosis by finding
one of the three people in our current medical cabinet or the President if he is free.
=After armor and quality of life commodities are bought for the newest Lablings, medical
supplies such as suture kits will be given to medical personnel, to distribute to those that
need them.

SHERIFF

= Reuben "Appaloosa" Loewe
--Ruby "Bronco" Fontaine
--Sefu "Clydesdale" Egwu
--Duncan "Shire" Harris

=The President will personally work with the Sheriff department in an important balance
that allows for efficient safety and law enforcement with as much personal freedom as
possible for the population at the Administration's discretion.
-Saving lives and giving chances to allow for personal defense of offending actions
depending on circumstance while trying to de-escalating situations is a priority. The
Administration believes in a benevolent but firm approach to law enforcement.
=Anyone should come forward to inform the President or Sheriff with a perceived threat
in the community.
-We prefer diplomatic solutions and trying to understand, negotiate and work with
people instead of getting into numerous altercations that could end with death. The
Sheriff department will act accordingly.
=Clydesdale oversees the community militia, supporting trips to the Dread when
applicable.
=Welcome Shire, the newest deputy.

@=====@

Do not panic, babies! No one has died! And we're seeing a brand new day under the
MechaSun. In the meantime, The Gauntlet, huh? Let's see what this jive's about. Last one
dead is a rotten corpse!

President Perkele
"One Lab, united by fate..."

4/Imh/39AT

The Mess - "Slick Silence::1st Treaty of Dread"

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 4:38 pm
by cloworora
Writing #1: Language: English ((Masterful)), Script: Latin (block)
Written in black ink.
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Dearest Citizens,

I used to only put my faith in others. It was fleeting. People come and go. And when you need
them the most, they might not be there. We're selfish, you see. It's selfish to need someone so
much to keep you straight in the continuing search for a reason to go on. It's selfish to not let
go or not find faith beyond distractions or the comfort in others.

This is not to knock family, lovers or friends. They enrich our lives. It's a wealth that time
cannot measure. A good friend helps shoulder burdens when the path beats bleakest. And love
is the one thing a machine can never do.

But my personal faith in singular individuals quelled. My turn toward faith in the population
caused the divide with my spiritual mentor, the false prophet, Maximus. My reverence of life
was why Kaeo and I never could have lasted. After being elected by you, citizens, I found myself
with a full, fragile heart. My faith is in the belief that we can make this a safer, happier,
productive community. We can make this home.

I wanted to put to bed an arising conflict that people would have lost their lives in, so we can
deal with our mounting problems. In the midst of all this chaos, you pulled together despite my
inadequacies. And I thank each and every one of you for that.

So it came to me to negotiate with our powerful southern neighbor in the interests of peace. Not
without a sense of pragmatism in my idealism, my choice for a nonviolent negotiation left me
confident in the outcome. Whatever has happened in the past is just that--the past. She's yet to
kill anyone under my watch. It's a fool's hope, but I gladly will be the fool for you, citizens.

I give you The First Treaty of the Dread, signed and witnessed by Ruby Fontaine, chartered and
officiated by Queen Yu-Pha of the Dread Zone liberated territory and President Perkele of the
population on the 28th of Hippocrates, 39 years After Tranquility.

@=====@THE TREATY TREAT@=====@

-=-The population will deal with infractions happening in their territory as the President
orders, with the Sheriff department enforcing the law.
-=-After the thefts are dealt with, the population will help Queen Yu-Pha rebuild the door
to the Dread Zone's bathroom in her territory.
-=-If anyone cannot endure the law of the community, they may seek Queen Yu-Pha to discuss
migration to the Dread Zone at her discretion. Anyone living in the Dread Zone is ineligible
for Pay Day benefits.
-=-Queen Yu-Pha is to be respected as a foreign dignitary when in community lands, including
the mess, Eden, and medical, for resources.
-=-In accord with recognizing her sovereignty, Queen Yu-Pha reserves the right to ban anyone
from the Dread Zone, as long as she gives notice as to why. It was either this or she just
kills people. If you are banned and stray into her land, well...
-=-The community population and Queen of the Dread may otherwise pass through each other's
territories as long as they treat each other's property with respect while there. Failure
to do so will levy penalties from either the President or Queen Yu-Pha, whichever is more
applicable.
-=-Queen Yu-Pha will do her damnest good try to not flash guns in everyone's face that gabs
funny or cuts their eyes at her. She is to be treated with respect. If something pops up,
Double Devil will be none too pleased. If the Queen is the cause, he'll be forced to bore
action woman with further negotiations.

@=====@TELL ME I'M FUCKING PRETTY@=====@

I don't know what the future holds. I never have. I never expected to live this long. And I
expect to die with a fancy necklace on. It was one reason I wanted to lift the burden from
Reuben, who never had that intention. When my day comes, remember that an idea can never be
killed. A belief in each and every one of your fellow community members transcends the mortal
coil. Knowing that this hell can be air conditioned is why I wake up and smile in the face of
death daily. And I'd gladly do it again.

President D'yavol "Perkele" Filipov
"May we all be forgiven..."

1/Imh/39AT

The Mess - "APPROX (Variable) SINCE LAST DEATH--(cool slang)"

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 4:44 pm
by cloworora
Writing #1: Language: English ((Masterful)), Script: Latin (block)
Written in black ink.
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Hell of a time down here, babies. But the grim circumstance is, shit happens. Let's get this number
as high as possible
and always remember our fallen, no matter who they were in life. Originally began by Leopard, who
continues to amaze
with great work down here, here's the return of her pet project, the death counter and timeline. I
deserve no credit
for this. It's all her.

President Perkele, saying, I'm only as good as those around me...
"The devil you know..."

Writing #2: Language: English ((Masterful)), Script: Latin (block)
Written in black ink.
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Death Log:

Akiko - 16/Far/39AT
Marcus - 28/Far/39AT
John - 1/Gal/39AT
Rae - 18/Gal/39AT
Carl - 5/Hip/39AT

The Mess - "Coming Soon: The Gauntlet"

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 4:47 pm
by cloworora
Writing #1: Language: English ((Articulate)), Script: Latin (text)
Written in black ink.
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It will be deadly.

There will be blood.

But great fortune awaits those with the will and talent to survive.

Do you have what it takes? Sign up below:

[What follows is a series of blank lines labeled "Name" and "Nickname"]

Poster's Note: Signed Names Redacted To Prevent Spoilers!

The Mess - "Project Lynx Hunt (Cheetah, ASAP!)"

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 4:49 pm
by cloworora
Writing #1: Language: English ((Fluent)), Script: Latin (sloppy)
Written in black ink.
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Greetings lab-family,

I am writing to let you all know that we're going to be having a sniper hunt, in the near future. As
soon as the
Diplomagic Secretary, Drahna, and Sefu decide it's the best time for it. Weather, and all that, you
know?
Anyways, you'll be able to get some glowsticks from Cheetah (Drahnah for the forgetful) and we'll be
checking out the
vents, searching for clues of where these jerks are.

Thanks for your attentions,
~Lynx
The messenger of the President to the Diplomatic department.

Writing #2: Language: English ((Masterful)), Script: Latin (block)
Written in black ink.
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It's your old pal, Double Devil, and I approve this message, babies!

~~signed,
President Perkele
"The devil you know..."

5/Imh/39AT

The Mess - "Pish Breach of 12/Imh/39AT"

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 2:01 pm
by cloworora
Writing #1: Language: English ((Masterful)), Script: Latin (block)
Written in blue crayon.
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18/Imh/39AT

Dearest Friends,

Yeah, dig, babies, we got a fucking problem up in this bitch right the...

Writing #2: Language: English ((Masterful)), Script: Latin (block)
Written in green crayon.
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...Ack'em. What do you think you're doing, boyo?

Writing #3: Language: English ((Masterful)), Script: Latin (block)
Written in blue crayon.
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Oh, motherfucker! Who let the skirt in, kitty cat?

Writing #4: Language: English ((Masterful)), Script: Latin (block)
Written in green crayon.
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You're now arguing with yourself in text, sweetie. Now, shush.

Hello Lovelies,

Now that the argy-bargy is done with my former self, that relic of fear and trying too hard
to be without simply existing, it's time to discuss the 12th of Imhotep, 39 years After
Tranquility.

In short, it was a kerfuffle of a Dread breach involving 6 hammer and 4 saw killbots, 2
ants, a wounded deputy, Montgomery "Lynx" Cooper bleeding all about, and a few bad
choices on momma's part--that is to say, me, dearies. It was by far the heaviest breach
we've had yet.

It began with me waking up and dressing, putting my hair up and face on, only to prance
into the mess with Sefu "Clydesdale" Egwu and Briar "Leopard" Benedict already on
high alert. We've been flying blind since A.N.N.A. has been on the fritz, so it was all a
shock to me. After wiping the sleep from my eyes, I geared up for war, expecting the
worst. A short walk to medical where the bots were originally spotted left us to believe
they were inert. We moved back to the mess.

With all hands on deck, we checked on all Test Subjects we could, before I made the
unilateral call to move who was rounded up to the library. Our more tactically minded
queered my pitch as we assumed radio communication to all ears that would were
listening. As my campaign platform included valuing input from others, I relented and
walked my Lablings back to the mess. Whole load of nothing, the murder hole of a
library was, as Clydesdale called it.

After a bit of waiting about, Queen Yu-Pha made contact over the bandwidth to explain
the robots weren't actually attacking or after anything. According the Queen, she'd
thumped one and it didn't even budge. Now with something to test, all Test Subjects who
weren't ready to do something dumb were told to go back to their dorms, while I mounted
up the rest of the population and walked to medical.

Medical was swarming with bots and Yu-Pha. The idea we could live with killbots was a
laughable notion, but if they were there for the duration, tampering by someone in the
population was likely. Therefore, I thumped one and instantly regretted it.

I can't say for sure how many descended on us. I believe it was seven, in my estimation,
composed of 3 hammer bots, 2 saws, and 2 ants. I know in the resulting scuffle, Ruby
"Bronco" Fontaine leaped between a sawbot and I. Bronco would lose an arm and never
stopped fighting. Later, it was replanted and my heroine, most faithful deputy and would-be
assistant is expected to make a full recovery.

The bots were scrapped with the help of everyone there. Zeke "Ragamuffin" Evans, Ki
"Arrowhead" Ryu and Esperanza "Bones" Cardoso tended to the wounded. Ragamuffin
and Bones prepped Bronco for surgery. Clydesdale and Leopard patrolled to find more
bots waiting at the entrance to the Dread Zone, closing in on Queen Yu-Pha there.

Amassing what forces I could, we made our way to the front of the Dread to find 3 more
hammers and 2 saws. They did not attack until someone mentioned "kill," apparently a
command word for the drones. After the fight, we were pensive to look out the door, as
Yu-Pha sighted down with her rifle. After I grew a spine, I opened the portal to the
Dread to see nothing. Yu-Pha went home to her tower, and I went to help close on Ruby's
surgery.

Ruby Fontaine is to be remembered as a heroine for her bravery and refusal to stop even
after her arm was removed in combat. True bravery is a redhead that won't quit. Queen
Yu-Pha's aid is appreciated for her help defending a population she's not even apart of.
And everyone that listened, pitched in, and were on the front lines throughout the
breach, has my gratitude.

--signed <3 <3 <3's and xoxo's

President Lilith Filipov
"One Lab united by fate..."

The Mess - "Demon's Decree--Samuel+Pinky"

Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2018 3:28 am
by cloworora
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Written in red crayon.
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Well, lovelies...

That was rubbish and whatnot, just about. I was on the second destination of my tour
with the new freshie woman, Pinky, as she was still reading over the more defined rules
list at the paygrate in the mess. Samuel was skulking about as always. Pinky perceived a
sound and made an unrefined gesture, but never physically threatened Samuel.

Samuel, on the other hand, in full armor and with two pointy sticks on his person,
threatened to cut off the freshie's finger who was literally in a jumpsuit and shoes and had
been out of a pod only hours before, the poor dear. After she tried to explain herself
crudely, Samuel still wanted to fist fight or some such. So there I was, of course, in a mini
skirt, a top, and flats, Pinky, in a jumpsuit, while Samuel tried to flap his metaphorical
bollocks and willy about in overcompensation.

Luckily, Duncan "Shire" Harris was up and about. Shire was there to keep peace if things
went sideways. He's a loyal deputy, dearies. Thank you, Deputy Shire. <3

First off, we do not make our own justice here. Samuel tried to do that many times in this
exchange. Next, we have the truth that Samuel refused to comply with any direction on
de-escalating the situation. Pinky did not escalate. He did not. Thirdly, Samuel was a
general right bastard though out it all, bringing up ancient history and bad blood he
seemed to not even really understand. And lastly, he failed to comply with directives to
keep the situation from coming to a head.

@=====@VERDICT@=====@

SAMUEL

=Crimes=-Multiple breaches of the don't be an asshole rule, here, and in the past. Trying
to institute his own justice. Trying to escalate into altercation. Failure to comply with an
executive decision attempting to de-escalate the situation with a freshie literally hours old
and only in a jumpsuit.

=Sentencing=-Removal from Pay Day benefits (if he's not already). Community service
entailing filling 3 burlap sacks with cubites collected from Eden or the Dread. Each bag
is to be checked by either the Diplomatic Secretary, the Community Organizer, or a
Deputy (not Bronco, as they are on the mend) and put in the kitchen or on a table in the
mess. Failure to comply will result in disarmament. All deputies are to be on alert.

PINKY

=Crimes=-Exactly one breach of the don't be an asshole rule (and it's almost a grey area
at that, since Samuel skulks all the time).

=Sentencing=-The rules are to be reread by her and explained to her. She is to be
explained that model community citizenship is a requirement of Pay Day benefits.
Leeway is given due to the situation happening in literally the second room she'd ever
been in the Lab, the grossly outweighing nature of the opposing party's indiscretions, and
that she never actually escalated the situation.

@=====@DON'T TEST ME IN MY PRETTY THINGS@=====@

That is all. Momma is not happy.

President Lilith Filipov
"One Lab united by fate..."

23/Imh/39AT

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Presidential edit--

Fourth Paragraph, third line, it reads "Pinky did not escalate. He did not."

It should read, "Pinky did not escalate. He did."

That is all, lovelies.

President Lilith
xoxoxo's and <3 <3 <3's

The Mess - "Crisis Protocol Forums ((OOC: 2/March/18 at 8PM EST))"

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 5:10 pm
by cloworora
Writing #1: Language: English ((Masterful)), Script: Latin (block)
Written in black ink.
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Hello Lovelies,

Some of you have been here long enough to see a pattern. A boyo (they're always men)
is shat from a pod and later tries to kamikaze on the population, undermining the rules
we live by, disrupting the community, and putting me, the President, in a predicament.

Go too light on the loony, they come back and strike in retribution with no concern for
their own safety. Go too hard on the daft bastard, and I come off as some sort of
authoritarian when all I was trying to do was make the hard choice to keep you all
happy, free, and in charge of your own destinies as long as they do not trample other
people's destinations in our commune. President Reuben had this same problem in his
administration. This simply will not do.

We currently do not have a crisis protocol in place for dealing with the irredeemable, the
red jumpsuit as I now call them. These drama spats are always affecting the population
and always to come to a head, returning over and over again. The plan should be
decided on as a community. This way, everyone has a say, and we stick to the protocol
we all agree on.

A series of forums are scheduled for the future, and honestly, the quicker, the better,
before the next crazy pops out and decides to murder someone over a sash. All members
of the community are encouraged to attend. We'll get together in the messhall as the one
people, my people, that I love and swear to keep safe.

[A vague time and the mess is scrawled here]

((OOC: 1st Forum will be March 2nd, 8 PM EST in the messhall))

Signed,
~~~#@
President Lilith Filipov
"One Lab, united by fate..."

The Mess - "MEMORIAL FOR DRAHNA AND KI [OOC: 2nd March 11pm EST]"

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 10:04 pm
by cloworora
Writing #1: Language: English ((Masterful)), Script: Latin (messy)
Written in black ink.
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MEMORIAL FOR DRAHNA HARRIS AND KI RYU

Where: In the field of flowers in Eden
When: After the Crisis Protocol Forum

Both new and old are welcome to attend and either share, or learn about
a couple of beloved members of our community, Drahna and Ki, who we recently
lost. Share your memories of them, tell amusing tales, and just celebebrate
their lives and what they gave to us in their short time in the lab.

Briar

The Mess - "Yo, Get Your Hair Cut And Shit Or Whatever"

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2018 3:51 am
by cloworora
Poster's Note: Caught me backsliding there a bit. Well, time to update regardless...

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Let the one and only Pinky Torres will rock your hair into your fiercest you with her personal
grooming services.

Hair cutting and styling? You betcha!
Facial hair barbering? Do robots shit in maintenance bays?

Head and facial hair styling services are free but tips of time are welcome!

Other personal grooming services may be available upon request, but may incur an additional fee.

The Mess - "LAB LAWS, CRIME & PUNISHMENT"

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2018 3:54 am
by cloworora
Writing #1: Language: English ((Articulate)), Script: Latin (text)
Written in black ink.
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LAB LAW & STRIKES--AS ABOVE

Lab Behavior:

=Do not destroy lab equipment, vandalize lab equipment, write on walls or damage walls. (1 to 2
strikes, severity
depending)

=Treat Lab staff respectfully, always use their appropriate titles such as doctor, follow any
instructions from Lab
staff, and never refer to them by derogatory nicknames or lob insults at them. (1 strike)

Lab Experiments:

=When selected for an experiment, participation is mandatory. Report immediately to the designated
testing site. This
is often the drain room, just past the waiting room on the northern side of the medical wing. (2
strikes, if you
survive)

=Do not enter an isolated experiment without express permission from Upstairs. (1 strike)

=Do not enter the drain room without express permission from Upstairs. (1 strike)

NOTE: If Lab enforcers made up of robots, cyborgs, unseen weapon emplacements built into the rooms
of the Downstairs
area, or other unknown consequence doesn't punish you, the community will.

POPULATION LAW & STRIKES--DOWN BELOW

NOTE: The president has vested authority and their position is achieved by an election, which any of
the downstairs
residents can request of the upstairs staff. Any updates to the president, or positions of deputies
or council will be
amended by notice.

=No murdering. (3 strikes, jury sentencing of execution urged)

=No assaults. (3 strikes)

=No mugging. (2 strikes)

=No stealing. (1 to 2 strikes, severity depending)

=No threats of force. (2 strikes)

=No escalating a situation with intent to cause conflict or violence. (1 to 2 strikes, severity
depending)

=No assault or murder in vengeance, dealing your own justice. (1 to 3 strikes, severity depending)

=No obnoxious behavior, being an asshole, causing excessive grief with intent to community members.
(1 strike)

=No breeches to The 1st Treaty of Dread. (1 to 3 strikes, severity depending)

WEAPONS, ARMOR & COMBAT

-=-Newly decanted have a grace period before being authorized to have weapons, to prove
responsibility and mental
competency. This is usually 1 to 2 weeks, with Diplomatic Secretary, Community Organizer, Deputy,
Sheriff or
Presidential approval.

=No having weapons without authorization. (1 strike)

-=-Armor to model citizens 2 weeks post pod may be provided by the Diplomatic Secretary, Community
Organizer, a Deputy,
Sheriff or President upon request.

-=-Before sparring, newly decanted are to be vetted to ensure their opponent's safety.

=No sparring before vetting to ensure safety of your opponent. Accidents do happen, but if told to
not spar, don't. (1
strike)

PUNISHMENT

=Test Subjects who break the laws and rules receive strikes. Strikes can decay over time, at 6
months per strike with
model behavior.

=Strike 1 leads to removal from Pay Day benefits & weapon authorization, with all weapons
confiscated at the time.

=Strike 2 leads to prisoner probation with strict weapon checks.

=Strike 3 leads to trial by jury.

TRIAL BY JURY

=A jury may be called at any time with a jury usually waiting on standby to hear cases at a moment's
notice.

=Only 1 member of the cabinet may be in a jury at a time.

=Medical cabinet members are exempt from the above rule, since they possess no authority over the
law.

=All sides of each case should be sought out and heard.

=A jury may remove strikes upon convening.


Signed,
President Lilith Filipov
"One Lab, united by fate..."

27/Jun/39AT

The Mess - "APPROX (Variable) SINCE LAST DEATH--(cool slang)" - Lynx Version

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2018 3:59 am
by cloworora
Writing #1: Language: English ((Articulate)), Script: Latin (sloppy)
Written in black ink.
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Hello Lab-family,

This isn't the easiest life, or the easiest situation we've been put into. I think we can all agree
with that. But
there is good here, though as much as we may try to embrace our lives, eventually they will end.
That's the harsh truth
of all good things, they can't last forever. While we try to live our best lives together, it's
still important that we
find time to remember those who's journey ended a little sooner.
We keep track. We remember. We mourn.

It was Briar "Leopard" Benedict's idea to keep track. And it was a good one. Let's try and keep this
number as high as
we can.
Lest we forget
~Lynx.

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Akiko - 16/Far/39AT
Marcus - 28/Far/39AT
John - 1/Gal/39AT
Rae - 18/Gal/39AT
Carl - 5/Hip/39AT
Juana - 24/Imh/39AT
Drahna - 25/Imh/39AT
Samuel - 25/Imh/39AT
John Black - 4/Jun/39AT
Ki Ryu - 12/Jun/39AT
Sagawa – 9/Kep/39AT

The Mess - "The 1st Treaty of Dread--Partial Clarification"

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2018 4:04 am
by cloworora
Writing #1: Language: English ((Masterful)), Script: Latin (cursive)
Written in black ink.
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Dearest Lablings,

Sometimes, we have the best intentions. And despite them, things still manage to go
awry, sideways, south, haywire and belly up. You could say that's definitely what The 1st
Treaty of Dread is for me. It was written to keep Test Subjects safe from the rogue Test
Subject problem. The document was sound for 2 months, and was breached on nearly
every level in the blink of an eye over a week. Shame on us all.

My person opinion on the matter is that it stands (in principle) until we renegotiate it, and
clarify each point, President of the population to Queen of the Dread. As no one has
managed to die (somehow) in the buggery that transpired, I'm more than willing to give
it another shot or die trying.

Trying--that's all I ever promised to do.

@===@TREATY STIPULATIONS & NEEDED CLARIFICATIONS@===@

-=-The population will deal with infractions happening in their territory as the President
orders, with the Sheriff department enforcing the law.

@=Currently, the community is using the strike system to handle infractions of the law.

-=-After the thefts are dealt with, the population will help Queen Yu-Pha rebuild the
door to the Dread Zone's bathroom in her territory.

@=Queen Yu-Pha has been paid reparations for 2 doors.

-=-If anyone cannot endure the law of the community, they may seek Queen Yu-Pha to
discuss migration to the Dread Zone at her discretion. Anyone living in the Dread Zone
is ineligible for Pay Day benefits.

@=Migration talks should be in the Dread, because she's likely to shoot you if she doesn't
like you.

-=-Queen Yu-Pha is to be respected as a foreign dignitary when in community lands,
including the mess, Eden, and medical, for resources.

@=Respecting her means we're less likely to end back up in bedlam.

-=-In accord with recognizing her sovereignty, Queen Yu-Pha reserves the right to ban
anyone from the Dread Zone, as long as she gives notice as to why. It was either this or
she just kills people. If you are banned and stray into her land, well...

@=She's yet to actually do this. If she's to kill anyone at this point, let it be me.

-=-The community population and Queen of the Dread may otherwise pass through each
other's territories as long as they treat each other's property with respect while there.
Failure to do so will levy penalties from either the President or Queen Yu-Pha,
whichever is more applicable.

@=This point definitely needs to be clarified. Queen Yu-Pha shouldn't have clearance to
dole justice in community lands at her whims. If it's on community lands with a
community member, it should fall in the jurisdiction of the community.

-=-Queen Yu-Pha will do her damnest good try to not flash guns in everyone's face that
gabs funny or cuts their eyes at her. She is to be treated with respect. If something pops
up, The President will be none too pleased. If the Queen is the cause, the President will
be forced to bore action woman with further negotiations.

@=Any weapon Queen Yu-Pha can produce should be included in her agreement to
keep from intimidating people as it effects community morale, including her sword or
battle rifle. I am more than willing to discuss all points that need clarifying in a second
negotiation or tell her, point her weapons on me, not the other community members.
Treating her with respect is for your own good, though, lovelies.

@===@GOOD INTENTIONS PAVE THE ROAD TO HELL@===@

I am willing to sit down with Queen Yu-Pha and discuss these needed clarifications in a
2nd negotiation in the future. I am also prepared to step in the front of each and every
community member in her way.

Signed,
~~~#@
President Lilith Filipov
"May we all be forgiven..."

10/Kep/39AT

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After speaking with Queen Yu-Pha, we arrived at the conclusion that if a breacher is on
community lands and is a community member, it falls under the community's jurisdiction.
The rest of the Treaty still stands until renegotiation.

Signed,
~~~#@
President Lilith Filipov

The Mess - "PUBLIC FORUM & VOTING TIMES 13-Kep-39AT"

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2018 4:07 am
by cloworora
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Dearest Lablings,

We forgot to cover cyborg wasteland queens on a rampage in our last crisis forum, didn't
we? Apologies, sweetie darlings. We'll be more careful in the future. But, now, for
something completely different (or is it?).

Greetings, salutations, best wishes, regards, buenos dias, zdravstvuyte, kon'nichiwa, ni
hao, hallo and whatnot. I am calling another forum for us to discuss the direction of the
community. The docket will include an open votes on each issue.

@==@FORUM DOCKET@==@

Issue 1: Should Lilith Filipov resign from the office of population President?

Notes: A lot of buggery has gone on during my administration in a short amount of time,
from alleged abuse of power, a corrupt cabinet, inaction, claims of inefficiency, to the
way the laws and jury system has gone to hell in a hand basket. I accept the blame on all
accounts. As I only serve at the people's will, if it is the people's will that I resign and an
election be held for the next President, then I will gladly step aside and let that happen.

Vote: The majority of votes from community members that show up will be counted, for
yay or nay, on whether Lilith Filipov should resign.

Possible Effect: We plan the next election (2 weeks seems fair), someone declares
themselves as overseer of the election, works out how to take nominations, sets a date
for voting day, decides how to take votes, and I gladly hand the lanyard over to the next
President by the will of the people, dissolving my cabinet in the process. I will not seek
reelection should this be the course.

#@=@#

Issue 2: Should the jury system be repealed?

Notes: There's maybe no need for this depending on Issue 1's outcome. The jury system
was an attempt to take the power over life and death with breaks of the rules and law out
of my hands. It was suggested as an alternative in our last forum, but fell through due to
legal loopholes, my execution, and reinterpretation of a document I negotiated.

Vote: The majority of votes should be counted in favor or not, on if the jury system has a
place in our society.

Possible Effect: Issue 2-i

#@=@#

Issue 2-i (Open): What should replace the jury system at the third strike for law
breakers?

Notes: This is an open discussion on the forum. People may bring up their ideas, and
votes will be counted on which is the most favorable, then put into action.

#@=@#

Issue 3: Should Lilith be poked with sporks?

Notes: This is what happens when I dictate and not proofread, lovelies.

Vote: Majority, open vote to all citizens as all issues before.

Possible Effects: Everyone in the community will get a spork and stab Lilith with it with
no laws being broken, as it is the people's will.

#@=@#

Issue 4: Should the cabinet have an arts and crafts division?

Notes: Only relevant if Issue 1's vote was nay. A suggestion by Leopard, we have quite a
few chemist, engineers, programmers and other crafty sorts.

Vote: Majority, open vote to all citizens present.

Possible Effects: Discussion should follow on who to include what assigned roles
should be in the newly planned department.

#@=@#

The forum will be in the messhall, at the set date and time. That is all. Have a blessed
day under the MechaSun.

[[OOC Note: The forum will be Friday, March 23rd, 2018, at 10 PM EST]]

Signed,
~~~#@
President Lilith Filipov
"One Lab, united by fate..."

13/Kep/39AT

The Mess - "Administration Fabulous--17/Kep/39AT"

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2018 4:10 am
by cloworora
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@=@Executive Orders@=@

-=Riot shields, rayguns, and ant mandibles do count toward the weapon authorization
rule.
-=Taking foam padded weapons from the gym constitutes stealing. You're allowed to use
them but are community property.
-=As stated below in this document, strikes may be issued by the Sheriff and Deputies.
Abuse of this privilege will incur strikes by your peers also able to grant strikes.

::=IMPORTANT=::The 1st Treaty of Dread with partial clarity is in effect and I'm sorry.

@=@#PRESIDENT#@=@

= Lilith "Gazelle" Filipov

--The President is able to grant strikes, along with the Sheriff Department. See the new
strikes notice in the mess.
--The snipers, huh? Rubbish, innit?

@=@SECRETARY OF DIPLOMACY@=@

= CURRENTLY UNHEADED::Who wants this job? See the President.
--Community Organizer: Briar "Leopard" Benedict

--Pay Day is open to all upstanding members of the population. The program is overseen
by the Community Organizer, by Leopard's guidelines. Any questions or inquiries on the
program should be directed to the Community Organizer.
--If you are still having trouble finding a place in our welcoming community, find
something to do that is constructive.

@=@CHIEF OF MEDICINE@=@

= Esperanza "Bones" Cardoso
--Medical Examiner: Zeke "Ragamuffin" Evans (Away brooding)
---Resident Practitioner: Sayumi "Miya" Akagi

--If you wish to learn first response care or surgical practice, find the Chief of Medicine or
President if they are free.
--All those with skills in medicine should speak to one of the 3 medical cabinet members
if they wish to help out.
--Anyone with symptoms of a larger physiological problem can get a diagnosis by
finding one of the three people in our current medical cabinet or the President if they are
free.
--Prisoners may only be given medication by a Deputy or the Sheriff (see below) under
guidance of a medical cabinet member.

@=@SHERIFF@=@

= Reuben "Appaloosa" Loewe
--Ruby "Bronco" Fontaine (Has a thing for brooders)
--Sefu "Clydesdale" Egwu
--Duncan "Shire" Harris (Off petting puppies, maybe?)
--Corbin "Dulmen" Laine

--The Sheriff and Deputies enforce the strike designations under the law, confiscating
weapons on first offenders, performing weapon checks in addition to undertaking the
grueling tasks of prison probation on the second strike, and making sure people stand
before the jury on the third.
--The Sheriff Department is able to give strikes to Test Subjects who break the law.
Bearing false witness to a crime as a Deputy or the Sheriff, applying strikes against
innocent Test Subjects, will incur the strike penalty of all actions brought to the defendant
in their apprehension and investigation upon that cabinet member. Investigation into crime
is encouraged.
--If an altercation arises, in the form of assault or murder, the Sheriff department will
break it up or bring in the culprit, alive, if possible. They are allowed to momentarily
deputize any and all Test Subject members they wish at that time to ensure safety, for the
duration of the encounter.

@==@==@

To all my cabinet members, past and present, I am aware the road might be over for us.
Not that all of you won't find a wonderful place somewhere down here or outside should
you fulfill a contract.

Thank you all for your service.

Signed,
~~~#@
President Lilith Filipov
"One Lab, united by fate..."

17/Kep/39AT

The Mess - "VERDICTS & STRIKES--22/Kep/39AT Updated"

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2018 4:11 am
by cloworora
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@=@PREVIOUS VERDICTS@=@

-=Yaroslav was granted an appeal for Pay Day. The case has been handed off to
Leopard.
-=Chuck was found guilty of breaching the 1st Treaty of Dread.

@=@STRIKES UPDATE@=@

As of 17/Kep/39AT, Sheriffs and Deputies may doll strikes to breakers of the law and
rules of the Lab, along with the President. Abuse of this compartmentalizing of power to
fling strikes at the innocent shall result in the cabinet's members immediate firing and
incurring whatever strikes the accused suffered. Any cabinet member who is found
guilty of 2 strikes will be fired.

If the Sheriff or any Deputy requires a pen or crayon to keep track of strikes, the
President will provide them. This stipulation is worded so to encourage building cases
with evidence before acting.

The end of this document may be used as a public record for keeping tally of which Test
Subject has strikes, for what crime, and who in the Sheriff Department made the mark.

Personally, I want to see happy, sunny people instead of these brine soaked sods I am
greeted by daily. If there isn't at least 5 Test Subjects on here for the crime of
obnoxiousness with intent to cause grief by the time I wake up, I will be sorely
disappointed, lovelies.

Signed,
~~~#@
President Lilith Filipov
"One Lab, united by fate..."

18/Kep/39AT

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Chuck Welt has been sentenced to the removal of his right hand. He is back to 2 strikes,
on prisoner probation with routine strict weapon checks to be conducted once every 2 weeks
by the Sheriff or a Deputy

Signed,
~~~#@
President Lilith Filipov
"One Lab, united by fate..."

22/Kep/39AT

The Mess - "Rules and Laws of the Lab - IMPORTANT"

Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2018 10:20 am
by cloworora
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The Rules and Laws of the Lab.


Behavior

Don't break or deface Lab property - may that be doors, walls, lab equipment, or otherwise. Don't
write on the walls or
bust up the equipment.

Lab staff are to be respected. Refer to Doctors as 'Doctor', use their proper titles, and do not
demean or otherwise
insult them.

THE ABOVE is the laws given by UPSTAIRS, who run LITERALLY EVERYTHING, and can and will gladly run
PUNISHMENT FOR SUCH
ACTIONS.
---

Don't kill.

Don't steal.

Don't draw on a fellow Test Subject.

Don't mug someone.

Don't provoke fellow Test Subjects.

Don't threaten a fellow Test Subject.

Don't take your own justice if these rules are broken, vengeance or otherwise.

Report violations of these rules.

These rules are made by THE TEST SUBJECTS, who will GLADLY also enforce punishment. They're mostly
COMMON DECENCY.
Report violations to KNIGHTS, ARMSMASTERS, ADVISORS, THE WATCH, and the like. The PRESIDENT will
also be listening.

----

Weapons

Weaponry and armor are highly regulated.

Why are weapons and armor regulated?
Because new hatchlings kept hurting people with them.

How can a new hatchling get access to weapons and armor?
Weapons are given out when earned, usually after a long period and after earning the trust of the
population. Armor is
allowed to hatchlings after a 2-week grace period.

Where can a vetted hatchling get armor?
The Armsmasters are in charge of armoring hatchlings and arranging Dread Zone runs. Ask an
Armsmaster.

What if someone gives an unvetted hatchling a weapon and someone is hurt or killed because of it?
The senior Test Subject is responsible for the blood on their hands, and will be punished along with
the hatchling.
Case-by-case differences will be considered.

What if a weapon is stolen?
Unfortunate. Report the theft and keep an eye out. Test Subjects often self-regulate, and someone
will probably find
out who has it shortly.

What if a weapon is lost?
Unfortunate. That one's on the loser. Buy another yourself.

What if a weapon breaks?
Ask an Armsmaster. You may be allowed another.

Who decides if a hatchling is vetter?
Three of more of the President, a Knight, an Armsmaster, an Advisor, or the Watch must agree to vet
a hatchling.

What if someone wants to buy their own weapons?
As long as they're vetted, they can do as they like with their Time.

What about guns?
Guns are extremely dangerous. They should be reported to the Watch, an Armsmaster, a Knight, or
similar, but are not
strictly disallowed. They are, however, highly regulated.


----

Punishment

Punishment will often be handled by a Knight, the Watch, or the President personally. The punishment
will be tailored
to the situation.

If a Test Subject is thought to be a danger to the population, they will likely be stripped of armor
and/or weapons and
unvetted.

If a Test Subject is reckless and often puts others in danger, they will likely be barred from the
Dread Zone and put
under watch in the future for continued incidents.

If a Test Subject is undeniably a repeated thief, they will likely lose a hand.

If a Test Subject continuously breaks the rules, they will likely lose a limb and/or suffer the
above punishments. If
their behavior continues, they will likely be put to death.

If a Test Subject attempts murder, they will likely be put to death.

If a disagreement is had about the punishment received, two or more Test Subjects, not including the
felon, may ask for
a trial by their peers. Such applications are to be submitted to the Watch, a Knight, an Armsmaster,
and Advisor, or
the President herself.


These are the guidelines of the Lab.

- President Tati Michaels

The Mess - "SUMMARY OF MESSHALL MEETING - 21st of Lavo"

Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2018 10:49 am
by cloworora
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Today, ANNA called everyone who was a wake into the messhall, and shortly after our arrival
a man, who was identified later as Alex, arrived with two bots. A military man spoke up through
the intercom and advised us that we needed to be as loyal and responsive and respectful as
Alex. He proved the point by demonstrating just how loyal Alex was, by having Alex shoot himself
in the head in front of us. Shortly after the bots and his body departed from the messhall. This
man identified himself as Sergeant, and required us to respond with, 'Sir, Yes Sir,' frequently.

Briar.

The Mess - "The Titles of the Ministry"

Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 6:55 am
by cloworora
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The Positions of the Ministry


KNIGHTS
Knights have the job of protecting those that would be in most danger, as well as most duties in the
Watch. They act as
both Watch and Advisor, with the President's ear and guidance. They are generally trusted to make
rulings if no other
Ministry are present at the time, and can be relied upon in times of need.
Knights may also act as personal guards for the President.

WATCH
The Watch are the semi-militial force of the Lab. They enforce laws, watch for crimes, and
contribute to the general
safety and security of the populace. The Watch also note specific dangers to the Lab, whether they
be self-made or
otherwise, and are the first line of defense in case of a breach.
The Captain of the Watch has much the same responsibilities, with added ability to command the Watch
in times of crisis
and make snap decisions when no other counsel is available.

ARMSMASTERS
Armsmasters are in charge of distributing weapons and armor to trusted and vetted Test Subjects.
They also organize
Dread Zone raids and occasionally run the Dread Zone experiment. They are expected to have generally
good relationships
with their peers and be welcoming to new hatchlings, as semi-diplomats.

ADVISORS
Advisors are Test Subjects who have perspectives that they often share, and are around frequently
enough to make a
difference. They offer their perspectives to the President, who takes them into account. They are
trustworthy and sane.
They are expected to be in relatively good standing in the Lab and to be reasonable people.
Advisors offer advice.

The Mess - "DEATH LOG [#17]"

Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 6:58 am
by cloworora
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Hello Lab-family,

This isn't the easiest life, or the easiest situation we've been put into. I think we can all agree
with that. But
there is good here, though as much as we may try to embrace our lives, eventually they will end.
That's the harsh truth
of all good things, they can't last forever. While we try to live our best lives together, it's
still important that we
find time to remember those who's journey ended a little sooner.
We keep track. We remember. We mourn.

It was Briar "Leopard" Benedict's idea to keep track. And it was a good one. Let's try and keep this
number as high as
we can.
Lest we forget
~Lynx.

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Akiko - 16/Far/39AT
Marcus - 28/Far/39AT
John - 1/Gal/39AT
Rae - 18/Gal/39AT
Carl - 5/Hip/39AT
Juana - 24/Imh/39AT
Drahna - 25/Imh/39AT
Samuel - 25/Imh/39AT
John Black - 4/Jun/39AT
Ki Ryu - 12/Jun/39AT
Sagawa - 9/Kep/39AT

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Sayumi "Miya" Akagi - 3/Men/39AT
Lilith Filipov - 18/Men/39AT
Hasley Hesiya - 28/Men/39AT

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John Doe (freshie) - 28/Men/39AT (roughly)

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Nuan Chou - 18/Men/39AT (Body found 6/Arc/40AT)

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Donna Collins - 14/Arc/39AT

The Mess - "Getting Our Shit Together"

Posted: Tue May 08, 2018 11:31 am
by cloworora
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Notice of Objectives and Observations


The Lab is still in disrepair. Things keep happening. Things still need doing. Here's a list.

~The door to Eden is still collapsed. It needs opening. Jacob Grey, a carpenter, is working on it
when able. If anyone else is also a carpenter, give it a shot.
~Related to above: Vlad Noxx is getting to Eden through the ventilation system and retrieving wood.
Due to his service and good faith, he's now permitted to carry weapons again.
~Also related to the first one: Welcome Jacob fucking Grey to the Lab, guys. This is the world's
funniest shit. (I tried to study this dude once. Now I can just ask him questions. This is swell.)
~The conference hall now has five videos. Father Glory and Overrun (personal name for video 5 taken
out of that glitchy-ass designation) are perhaps (not perhaps, definitely) switched in
chronological order. All feature Nancy prominently.
~Glitzglam (Glitter) has tidied up like at LEAST half of the Lab's remaining debris. She's doing
good work and shit. It's good.
~Showers are still totally boned. They come on, but the water doesn't drain which is slowly
flooding the entire area. Sure, it's not liquefied caterpillars, but no one wants wet socks. We
need a plumber. Someone get James on that or something.
~Astrid's room is also blocked, but opening Eden is a priority - we can get branches -from- there,
and fix the doors that way.
~Related: Nuan Chou was found dead in Eden by Vlad. She was buried with all the respects he could
offer. Her journal now resides in the Library.

---IMPORTANT---
~If things continue in the fashion they have lately, we're going to have to have a meeting on
following the law. I -will- crack down on the Test Subjects if I need to. No killing and no giving
weapons to unvetted hatchlings. It's two weeks, it's not that hard to wait.
~We're low on surgeons. If anyone thinks they have an affinity for medicine - not basic combat
medic stuff, lots of people can bind wounds, but it's good to have that skill too - notify a
surgeon or the president. You can either be listed as a surgeon is you already know shit or taught,
maybe, if you want to learn.


This is our current docket. Maybe there's more. Maybe there's not. Facts are, this is what needs to
be focused on right now.
A more personal urging, from something I've seen a lot: Don't speak ill of the dead. Look, if
anywhere is haunted, it's here. If you're going to do it, do it privately, and not around me.
Keep focused. We've got a job to do.

-President Tati Michaels

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POST SCRIPT:

~There are also branches and wood to be found in the Dread. Monty has taken care of that for us.

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Some updates on how to best get our shit together.

~Someone got into the freezer and chopped up the body of a woman into little pieces for no reason
other than spite. Donna had no real enemies. Considering the sniper killed her, the act is also
being attributed to them.
~We need artisans and surgeons. Notify the president if you think you have any useful skills, and
notify her again if you think you'd be open to teaching them to others. If more than one person
knew how to fix a door, Eden would be open by now.
~Because of the butchery incident, a new rule is being put in place - DO NOT DEFILE BODIES. Using a
corpse for medical knowledge is fine. Defacing someone people knew and drawing the wrath of the
Hyena upon us is not. This should have been common sense.
~A reminder not to talk back to Doctors. I'd write this in Swahili but I talked back to a doctor
and now I can't. Just be smart, prople.

It's not that hard to get our shit together, people.

[Addendum ALSO by President Tati Michaels]

The Mess - "On Our Dead"

Posted: Fri May 18, 2018 6:29 pm
by cloworora
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Half of Eden is now graves.

I hate to say it, but we can't just bury everyone. When we do, we need to keep it to one area. The
dead deserve
respect, but not every one needs full funeral rites - bless their crossing and let them go.
We don't need to start turning up rotting fingers when we're rooting around for food out there. Eden
is not that big.
Don't spread the graves out everywhere. Keep them to the west side of Eden.

NOT IN THE MIDDLE.
DO NOT BURY THE DEAD IN THE MIDDLE OF EDEN.

This is unpleasant to write, but the grass does NOT grow back, and the dirt does NOT smooth over by
itself. Eden is
artificial. The dead stuff doesn't just go away once it's underground. It stays there.
Our dead deserve respect, but we are running out of room.

- President Tati Michaels

The Mess - "Lab Betterment Survey"

Posted: Fri May 18, 2018 6:34 pm
by cloworora
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FOR IMPROVEMENT OF LIVING SPACE

What is most necessary to gain for the Lab? What is needed? Write answers below. Can give multiple
answers, but only
list a given answer once.

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More necessary :-
Electricity
A workshop
Repair and maintenance kits

Less necessary :-
Musical instruments

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Blood tests or some way to tell the blood type of all labizens.
Knowledge of what blood types mean.

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Freedom.




Or a hydrogen power cell.